December 2011
180 posts
beyoncebeytwice:
me on new years eve
11:00 pm
11:30 pm
11:45 pm
11:59 pm
12 am on new years day
12:05 am
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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wvnderbar:
the internet is kind of like a really big human centipede because the shit from 4chan goes to tumblr, the shit from tumblr goes to facebook, and the shit from facebook ends up on the big bang theory
girl's new year statuses
2009: 2008 was a rough year but i hope 2009 will be better
2010: sooooo much drama in '09, 2k10 be good 2 me
2011: hoping for some better luck in 2010 not like 2011
2012: my world better not end in 2012 lol
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
jmimy:
☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Khaddafi ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Saddam Hussein ☐ Haters :P
jmimy:
☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Khaddafi ☑ Osama Bin Laden ☑ Saddam Hussein ☐ Comic Sans
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...”
– Kim Jong-Il (1941-2011)
some bitch: your favorite band sucks
15 minutes later
cop: so she fell down the stairs..?
