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carly swens gang or taste my hanzo steel: I hope... →

richwhitelesbian: I hope Rick Santorum goes to the club with his friends on a Saturday night and he’s sipping on a beer at the side of the dance floor and he eventually feels brave enough to go in to the dancefloor and a girl motions towards him to come over and dance so he starts walking over and then a man walks…

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richwhitelesbian: I hope Rick Santorum spends hours at the beach meticulously crafting a sandcastle and a group of bullies walk past and kick it over

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richwhitelesbian: I hope Rick Santorum backs his car out of a parking space at the mall and starts turning before he is far enough out of the space and slams his front-right quarterpanel into a lamp post

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everets: when did this become hooter than this hahahahaha

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richwhitelesbian: I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the house “Are you going on a date today?” and she doesn’t know Rick is at the door so she’s like “No i’m just...

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suckmycockiness: vaginacellphone: mmmicheal: jesus christ omfg PEEING omfdksafjalomfg

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kittenqueefs: oh mmY goDD

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youaremynirvana: New drug for depressed lesbians called Trydixagen

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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*

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mom: wow you look really nice tonight where are you going?

me: tinychat

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Lana Del Research

jackiesface: I’ve been listening to BORN TO DIE pretty much exclusively for the past 2 weeks and noticed a few themes in the lyrics. There are 15 songs on the album. She says “baby” at least once in 11 of them; “honey” in 4 She describes the colors/styles of her clothes in 8 - most of which are RED She asks to be kissed in 5 She says that she’s crazy in 5 She references alcohol in 5 ...

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